🧘♀️🌸 Lotus “Heavily Meditated” Long-Sleeve Tee 😌✨

Some people are calm.
You are professionally calm 🧠💫

The Betty Collectables Lotus Heavily Meditated Unisex Long-Sleeve Tee is for anyone who’s done the inner work… or at least thinks about doing it while drinking coffee ☕😄. Featuring a peaceful lotus and a message that suggests you’ve reached a higher level of zen, this shirt quietly says, “I’m centered… but don’t push it.” 😏🌸

Perfect for yoga days 🧘, chill weekends 🛋️, casual errands 🛍️, or letting people assume you’re way more relaxed than you actually are 😌😂. Comfortable, laid-back, and effortlessly funny, it’s ideal for layering or wearing solo while radiating calm-ish energy ✨.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🌸🧘 Lotus design with enlightened humor

• 👕😌 Soft, comfy long-sleeve fit for everyday zen

• 😄✨ Funny in a peaceful, self-aware way

• 🍃😎 Looks spiritual… feels sarcastic

• 🎁😂 Perfect gift for yogis, meditators, and people working on their patience

Wear it while stretching 🧘♂️, sipping tea 🍵, or silently reminding yourself not to lose your cool over small things 🙃🧠.

⚠️ Warning: May cause people to whisper, “They seem really grounded,” while you’re internally screaming just a little 😆🌸

Designed with humor, balance, and lightly-controlled chaos by our small, family-run shop at Betty Collectables 🖤🛍️

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