Some riders lead…
Others are a warning 😅

The "Betty Collectables Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things” Mountain Biker Tee is made for trail riders who embrace the chaos, send it anyway, and laugh through the wipeouts. Paired with a bold retro sunset design, this shirt blends humor, attitude, and classic outdoor style in one unforgettable look.

Perfect for mountain bikers who don’t take themselves too seriously, this tee is great for trail days, post-ride beers, or just letting people know what they’re getting into.

✨ Why you’ll love it:
✔️ Funny, relatable message every biker understands
✔️ Eye-catching retro sunset graphic 🌄
✔️ Soft, lightweight feel for all-day comfort
✔️ Classic unisex fit for men & women
✔️ Makes a great gift for mountain bikers 🎁

🧵 Material & Quality:
• Made from premium combed & ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors include a soft cotton/poly blend
• Breathable, lightweight fabric
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit
• Durable print that holds up ride after ride

Wear it proudly—just maybe don’t let anyone tail you too closely 😆🚴♀️
Because some trails come with disclaimers.