🔪📺 The Betty Collectables “Murder Shows & Maybe 3 People” T-Shirt
Because true crime is a lifestyle, not a red flag… probably.

😂 Why You’ll Love It

• 📺 Hilarious phrase that every true-crime fan relates to

• 🔪 Perfect balance of dark humor and sarcasm

• 👀 Guaranteed laughs (and mild concern) from strangers

👕 Comfy Everyday Wear

• 🧵 Soft, comfy fabric made for binge-watching documentaries

• 😌 Classic fit — great for couch days, errands, or suspicious silence

• 🌙 Ideal for late-night episodes and snacks

🎁 Killer Gift Idea

• 🎁 Perfect for true-crime lovers, podcast addicts, and murder-show junkies

• 🎂 Great for birthdays, holidays, or “I saw this and thought of you”

• 😎 Works as a warning and a conversation starter

Wear it responsibly… or don’t. 😈📺🖤