😼 I Have Selective Hearing – Funny Cat Lover Hoodie

“I didn’t ignore you… I just decided it wasn’t important.”

The Betty Collectables I Have Selective Hearing Funny Cat Lover Hoodie is for anyone who relates a little too much to their cat. If you respond when it benefits you, nap whenever possible, and mysteriously stop hearing things you don’t want to deal with—this hoodie understands you.

Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and people who have mastered the art of tuning out the world with zero guilt. Cozy, comfortable, and unapologetically honest, it’s the kind of hoodie that explains your personality before you even speak.

Why You’ll Love It

• 😺 Relatable cat humor backed by science (probably)

• 👕 Soft, cozy comfort for lounging or avoiding conversations

• 😄 Funny without being loud—much like selective hearing itself

• 🎁 Great gift for cat parents, sarcasm lovers, and professional ignorers

Wear it at home, out in public, or when someone says, “Did you hear me?”
You did. You just chose peace.

Designed with humor and feline-level indifference by our small, family-run shop at Betty Collectables.