🦅🛠️ The Betty Collectables “I’m Not Old, I Just Need Some WD-40” Vulture T-Shirt
Because creaky joints are just a maintenance issue.

😂 Why You’ll Love It

• 🦅 Hilarious vulture graphic that perfectly matches the message

• 🛢️ “I’m Not Old, I Just Need Some WD-40” — honesty with a sense of humor

• 👀 Guaranteed laughs from anyone who’s felt their knees pop

👕 Everyday Comfort

• 🧵 Soft, comfy fabric made for all-day wear

• 😌 Classic fit — great for lounging, errands, or complaining about your back

• 🧠 Perfect balance of sarcasm and self-awareness

🎁 Legendary Gift Idea

• 🎂 Ideal for birthdays, over-the-hill jokes, and fun-loving adults

• 😎 Great for dads, moms, coworkers, and anyone aging like a fine… tool

• 🎉 Perfect “you’re old but still awesome” present

Not old. Just needs lubrication. 🛢️😎